Ominous Velour

From Aardvarks to Zokors

What is your favorite animal?

That’s like asking which one of your children is your favorite.

In The Wild

On Land(ish)

The plural is ‘platypodes.’ Fight me.

In The Air

The majestic Potoo.

In The Sea

I like my sea life how I like my men. Huge and intimidating-looking, but actually super cool and chill.

Honorable Mention:

The capybara, because it’s probably the actual correct answer but also just feels way too cliché to list right now.

Agricultural

Bovine

Dost.

Equine

The biggest babies are the bestest babies.

Honorable Mention

Miniature anything. Anywhere. Any time.

Pets

Canine

I’d never turn down a huge dog of any kind, but the Dogue de Bordeaux (French Mastiff) is probably my fave.

Feline

Norwegian forest cat, or any equivalent floof.

Reptile

Reigning champion on my ‘dream acquisitions’ list, the Boelen’s python.

Rodent

Just chinchillin’

Avian

My current feathered tantrum is like… 1/10 this size.

Piscine

*puff*

Honorable Mention

My favorite pets I’ve ever had were my hermit crabs but OH MY GOD do they seem to have no desire whatsoever to stay alive…
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