Ominous Velour

When I was a child, I had 2 dream jobs and any time I was asked, I would answer with both as it was simply impossible for me to choose. “Either a forensic archeologist or a mathemagician.” I ended up as neither, and that’s OK.

Anyhoo, the answer nowadays would be “zookeeper.” Per my previous post about my favorite animal(s), there are a lot of them. If I ever get my dream ranch, I’ll have plenty of access to livestock, and my pet-owning *cough*hoarding*cough* past has given me probably way too much time with the domesticated ones. So all that’s left would be to find a way to get me unfettered access to the wild ones. Hence, zookeeper.