Ominous Velour

Well, since we don’t know what the prompts are for these posts beforehand, I’ve already written about what I would do with a metric ass-tonne of cash here. But that’s long-term lifegoals.

So let’s talk about the short-term instead. Like the first year or two after a big win. Cause, baby, I’m hitting the road!

The very first thing I would do is order a custom motorhome, with as many accessibility features as we can figure out how to cram in there. Then I’m hiring a partner-in-crime, a.k.a, a home-care nurse with the urge to see the world and a willingness to be my wheelman.

Then we’re gonna spend the next 6-12 months roaming the US, checking out every cool looking little town and ridiculous roadside attraction we come across, while scouting for the perfect location for the ranch in my linked post.

After all that hard work and totally-not-partying, a period of intense relaxation will be called for, in the form of a world cruise, only disembarking to visit absolutely every single museum available to me because history FTW.