Ominous Velour

I do not do sports. I’m aware there are wheelchair sports for just about every sport going, but there weren’t when I was young, so I never really got into it. Notable exceptions: archery and sailing.

That being said, there are a few sports I enjoy watching (or will tolerate with the right incentive). As a Canadian, I am here for curling all day, erryday. Ditto hockey, though I’m more likely to be imagining MM hockey romance plots than being thoroughly invested in the game.

I’m also more likely to enjoy the non-team sports such as figure skating, equestrian, gymnastics, and the like.

I’ll watch football if I have to but will have no idea what’s going on. Baseball only if they’re one of those novelty teams, and preferably from indoors, as I’m highly flammable in the sun. If you try and make me watch soccer or cricket, we simply cannot be friends.