Ominous Velour

In the morning? Iced coffee. 35°C outside? Iced coffee. -45°C? Iced coffee. There is no weather that is not iced coffee weather.

On the rare occasion it’s cold and I’m actually outside and need a warm drink? Steamed milk.

Literally any other time of the day or night? Diet soda. Usually Diet Dr. Pepper, diet Pepsi, or Canada Dry diet blackberry ginger ale (while it’s still available.)