GIRL YOU KNOW THIS

What advice would you give to your teenage self?

3 pieces of advice for teenage Jayjay:

Relationships: HE IS TOO OLD FOR YOU. Like, to the point of questionable legality too old. No, not even questionable. Non-existant. It was straight-up illegal at the beginning. It is not healthy. Do not waste 5 years of your precious life on him. He was never worth it and you know it.
Education: Report the asshole teacher. Do not let them force you to drop out to save his reputation. Fucking graduate. Then take marine biology, not computer science. Yes, you’re good at computers and you enjoy it but it’s not a degree program yet and won’t be worthwhile until it is. Go back and take it in 5 years after you finish the marine biology.
Finances: SAVE EVERY GODDAMN PENNY AND BUY A HOUSE. The Vancouver housing market is gonna blow up soon and you’ll never ever be able to get into it if you don’t do it now.

Love you, girl! 🩷

Ominous Velour