Ominous Velour

My body is 45 years old. I don’t think anything I physically own is older than me.

B̶̪̯̗̙͐ȗ̷̗͖̔͂̍ͅt̴̖̬̼͍̋   ̵̹͚̌͑̾t̵̺̳̄h̸̞̬̖̟͂̒́ê̷̘̿̀͘ ̴͕͈̌̓̈  ę̶̦̝̽x̴͉̮̓̉͜h̸͓͒̌a̶̖̯͝u̴̲͈̦̔͒s̶̫̤͇̭̃t̵̡͓̩̑̓͆i̴̼̠̘̓ͅo̷͈̩͖͋́̚n̷͎̼̖̓̏́   ̶͈̳͆̕i̵̖͍̖̊̒̚s̴͍̐̕   ̵̹̗͆ȩ̸͎͠t̶̳̪͂͊́e̷̫̬̠͑͝r̸̎́̚͜n̸̡̤͌̅ͅȧ̶̤̪͜l̷̖͙̟͎̾̾̽̂.̷̡̔ ̴͔̠̒̒