If humans had taglines, what would yours be?
Jayjay: The worst best friend you could befriend, but please befriend her anyways.
I am a garbage friend. That’s probably why I don’t have any. It’s that combination of the adult-adhd-object-permanence-forgetting-that-the-people-you-don’t-see-still-exist thing and the being-such-an-introverted-hermit-that-you-haven’t-left-the-house-in-a-month thing, probably.
I try. Really, I do. But eventually I go a couple of days without having something to tell you and then the next thing I know, it’s been 6 months and you haven’t bothered to message me either because you mistakenly believe that my not contacting you is a conscious decision and not just a pitfall of having a brain comprised solely of smutty novels, M*A*S*H quotes, and 90s jingles.
My kingdom for an online service that will allow me to order an extrovert emotionally needy enough to keep in constant contact with me, watch anime with me, and maybe even one day hug me.
Ominous Velour 
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