Stuff, I guess.
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October… Face Update?
I swear I only went in to my piercing lady because my rook jewelry fell out and, because I’m an amazing planner, it’s on my right side and I’m left-handed so I couldn’t put it back in by myself. But it would seem I am equally incapable of going in to my piercing lady without… Read more
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August Ear Update!
You know, I’ve been taking pictures every time I size up. What I have, apparently, NOT been doing, was posting them. Good job, me. Read more
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Q: On a scale of 1 to Fully Commited Relationship, Where are You Emotionally?
A: Willing to tip extra well if my waiter is attentive to my soda needs. Read more
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To my nerdly bretheren
Fellow gifted children of the 80s, Do you ever look at the wealth of technology available to us today, 3D printers, drones, AI, programming languages, photoshop, and think to yourself, “HOLY CRAP. THE EXTRA CREDIT ASSIGNMENTS I COULD HAVE PULLED OFF WITH ACCESS TO THIS STUFF…”? And then do you see your own children being… Read more
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I am the behavioral problem
The fastest way to ensure I never do something a 2nd time is to give me positive reinforcement the 1st time. The VP of our division complimented me on a report I wrote today and I’m ready to quit my job and flee the country. Mind you, the 2nd fastest way is to give me… Read more
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Ominous Velour 