Why did I pick a blog prompt situation?
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*sad smoke alarm noises*
Write about your most epic baking or cooking fail. When I was 8, I was trying to make my mom breakfast in bed for her… birthday? Mother’s day? No idea. Some special event, anyways. But when the toast was finished, I felt like it was too light so I put it back in the toaster… Read more
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ISO: emotional support extrovert
If humans had taglines, what would yours be? Jayjay: The worst best friend you could befriend, but please befriend her anyways. I am a garbage friend. That’s probably why I don’t have any. It’s that combination of the adult-adhd-object-permanence-forgetting-that-the-people-you-don’t-see-still-exist thing and the being-such-an-introverted-hermit-that-you-haven’t-left-the-house-in-a-month thing, probably. I try. Really, I do. But eventually I go a… Read more
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Stuff is stuff
What personal belongings do you hold most dear? Twice in my life, I’ve lost basically everything I owned. Fortunately, I guess? I’ve never owned much with a lot of cash value to it, but I’ve lost a lot of memories and sentimental value. Really, what that’s taught me the most was to put very little… Read more
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Paying it forward
What is the legacy you want to leave behind? I would love, Love, LOVE to be in a financial position to be able to quit my job and just volunteer 40 hours a week. I haven’t done much volunteering since The Cold That Shall Not Be Named, and I really miss it. But prior to… Read more
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Talking is for the *shudder* socially competent.
Who would you like to talk to soon? The only call I will be taking is from a lawyer telling me that a long-lost uncle has passed away and left me tens-of-millions of pounds and a magnificent, well-maintained, and financially self-sustaining estate on a rainy, privately-owned Scottish island. Kthxbai. 💜 Read more
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Giving me the chills
How do you feel about cold weather? I live in a place where, almost without fail, we get at least a week or two of annual polar vortex shenanigans where we hit windchills of -40°C to -50°C. For my Americaland friendos, -40° is where Celsius and freedom units are the same. As well, it is… Read more
Ominous Velour 