Ominous Velour

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  • January 4, 2024

    A Metric Ass-Tonne of Cash (Seriously)

    What is the greatest gift someone could give you? Yes, I know it’s such a clichéd answer, but allow me to spell out what I’d do with it. Jayjay’s Ranch Step 1: Acreage, and lots of it. Step 2: hire a kickass ranch manager who will run the place well but also humor the fact…

    Why did I pick a blog prompt situation?
    bloganuary, bloganuary-2024-04, dailyprompt
  • January 3, 2024

    When I say that I read a lot of smut…

    Stuff, I guess.
    Hobbies, Reading
  • January 3, 2024

    College Schmollege

    What colleges have you attended? Well. THIS one’s gonna be a shorty because the universe has informed me in myriad ways that the hallowed halls of higher education are not for the likes of me. I dropped out of high school after my grade 10 social studies teacher screamed at me in the middle of…

    Why did I pick a blog prompt situation?
    Adulting, bloganuary, bloganuary-2024-03, dailyprompt
  • January 2, 2024

    Shall we play a game?

    Do you play in your daily life? What says “playtime” to you? The very first game I remember not playing was Duck Hunt when I was 5. My best friend, Chad, had it, and I wanted to play so badly. But his cousin had convinced him it was illegal for girls to play video games,…

    Why did I pick a blog prompt situation?
    bloganuary, bloganuary-2024-02, dailyprompt, dailyprompt-1805
  • January 1, 2024

    New Year, New… Lobes?

    Booked an appointment to get a nostril stacked pair done and had to cancel because I woke up sick, so… figured a long-term DIY project would tide me over? Aiming for 0g or 00g, depending on how I like the look of them when I get there.

    Stuff, I guess.
    Piercings
  • December 14, 2023

    When someone asks why we don’t let Jayjay go into starbies unattended, this is why.

    Stuff, I guess.
    Adulting, Collecting
  • December 8, 2023

    Everyone knows no real WORK happens in December, right?

    Them: So how was work today? Productive? Me: Oh yeah, totally. Them: That’s great! What did you get done? Me: Of my actual work? Basically nothing. But I totally finished off this etch art picture I was working on to keep myself awake during Teams calls. Cool, right?

    Stuff, I guess.
    Adulting, Crafts, Work
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