If humans had taglines, what would yours be? Jayjay: The worst best friend you could befriend, but please befriend her anyways. I am a garbage friend. That’s probably why I don’t have any. It’s that combination of the adult-adhd-object-permanence-forgetting-that-the-people-you-don’t-see-still-exist thing and the being-such-an-introverted-hermit-that-you-haven’t-left-the-house-in-a-month thing, probably. I try. Really, I do. But eventually I go a…