Work
The stuff I do to not starve, and to buy squishmallows.
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Jayjay: professional job hopper
Describe a risk you took that you do not regret. I don’t regret any of the promotions I’ve applied for at work, even though interviewing is one of my least favorite things on the entire planet. Prior to my current job, I spent several years as a very part-time freelance web designer, and before that,… Read more
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I am the behavioral problem
The fastest way to ensure I never do something a 2nd time is to give me positive reinforcement the 1st time. The VP of our division complimented me on a report I wrote today and I’m ready to quit my job and flee the country. Mind you, the 2nd fastest way is to give me… Read more
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This Monday is too Monday.
What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like? Whenever I wake up – 8:45: Read KU smut. 8:45 – 9:00: Feed the animals, go to the bathroom, brush my teeth, put on a clean t-shirt with my pajama pants, grab my overnight oats from the fridge, and make… Read more
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The children yearn for the digital mines.
How has technology changed your job? Ummm… without technology, my job wouldn’t exist. Our entire division has been work-from-home since its inception in 2013. Really, the only changes are that my PC has gotten smaller and my internet has gotten faster. Even moving from the [REDACTED] department where I spent my first 8 years to… Read more
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I’m a✨️Mathemagical Girl✨️
What’s your dream job? When I was a child, I had 2 dream jobs and any time I was asked, I would answer with both as it was simply impossible for me to choose. “Either a forensic archeologist or a mathemagician.” I ended up as neither, and that’s OK. Anyhoo, the answer nowadays would be… Read more
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Everyone knows no real WORK happens in December, right?
Them: So how was work today? Productive? Me: Oh yeah, totally. Them: That’s great! What did you get done? Me: Of my actual work? Basically nothing. But I totally finished off this etch art picture I was working on to keep myself awake during Teams calls. Cool, right? Read more
Ominous Velour 