Frosty domination

I will admit to the occasional perusal of such events as gymnastics and equestrian.

But, as a Canadian, my whole heart belongs to the winter Olympics. I will happily plant myself in front of the TV and just watch like 8 consecutive hours of people sliding on various icy surfaces.

On one board? Snowboarding. On two boards? Downhill. More horizontally? Cross country. With guns? Biathlon. In a tin can? Bobsled. Missing the tin can? Skeleton. Other way up? Luge. Throwing a rock? Curling. Throwing a girl? Pairs figure skating… the variations on people sliding on icy surfaces is endless.