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Re…lax…ation…?
How do you unwind after a demanding day? Smut.
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The internet is a series of tubes.
How do you use social media? Dude, I am the absolute worst at mediaing socially. And, no. I don’t care that verbing weirds language. Sometimes language needs weirding. Many eons ago, before the dawn of time, when there were only BBSes and then the IRC, I was actually halfway passable at conversing with creepy strangers…
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On uterine cohabitation
Jot down the first thing that comes to your mind. As a person who dislikes inaccurate language, I have, at times, insisted on referring to non-identical female/female twins as sororal, rather than fraternal. Frater: Latin for brother Soror: Latin for sister Fratrem: Latin for sibling That brought to mind that there doesn’t seem to be…
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Yuma, AZ (sorry, not sorry)
What place in the world do you never want to visit? Why? According to the googs, Yuma AZ is the sunniest place on earth. Arizona is also, not surprisingly, quite hot. Both of those things make it a hard nope for me. #JustGingerProblems
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Team Monty Mushroom for life
What is your favorite restaurant? 100% White Spot. It has been a family favorite since long before I was born, and was where we went to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, and good report cards (not that I ever had any other kind of report card…) Sadly, thanks in part to covid, the few White Spots in…
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Short but tweet
What animals make the best/worst pets? Obviously, wild animals should never be kept as pets. I feel like that’s kind of a given. Though there’s always some asshole out there who feels like he has to compensate for his micropeen by keeping some sort of large wildcat in an inadequate enclosure in his basement or…
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Frosty domination
What Olympic sports do you enjoy watching the most? I will admit to the occasional perusal of such events as gymnastics and equestrian. But, as a Canadian, my whole heart belongs to the winter Olympics. I will happily plant myself in front of the TV and just watch like 8 consecutive hours of people sliding…
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[John Travolta looking around meme]
How have you adapted to the changes brought on by the Covid-19 pandemic? If I’m completely honest, covid affected me basically not at all. Prior to covid, I was a work-from-home hermit who left the house only a couple of times a week for groceries and volunteering. Now I’m a work-from-home hermit who leaves the…
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This Monday is too Monday.
What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like? Whenever I wake up – 8:45: Read KU smut. 8:45 – 9:00: Feed the animals, go to the bathroom, brush my teeth, put on a clean t-shirt with my pajama pants, grab my overnight oats from the fridge, and make…
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Déjà-vu
When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up? Since I already answered this elsewhere: see that post.
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